God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
Who’s Child?
One day the African chief’s wife gave birth to a white child and the...
Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...