Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
McNally
|McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess...
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...
Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
More Darwin Awards!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that...
Family sex
TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...