Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...
Locked in the trunk
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
Doctor’s Notes 7
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with...
The highly-skilled fly
|A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For...