That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...