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Repairing the phone
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Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...
Definition of Programmer
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Hop-scotch!
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Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about…
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball.When Middle...
Cat jokes 04
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Simplified income taxes
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What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...