Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Prison and Work…one and the same!
IN PRISON…You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. AT WORK…..You...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...
Death by Stabbing
A woman in her 90′s is distraught after the death of her warm, caring,...
Elephant jokes 01
|What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
The Boston taxi driver
|The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he...