Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch…
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch. When they reach their...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...
Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...