Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
Some professions
Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl...
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
To Computer: Is there a God?
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months...
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...