Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
beer and a box
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a...
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...
A young boy came home from school and told his mother…
A young boy came home from school and told his mother, “I had a...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...