Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill…
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hillin the Highlands....
The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...