These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Try to explain yourself
|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a...
Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911…
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...