Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
Reaching the end of a job interview…
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Doctors meeting
|A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave,...