Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
Blonde in the Library.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Our next targets
Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-knownHussein family...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Two Scottish nuns go to America
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said...
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...