Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Some time after their bitter divorce…
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his...
Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
what’s the difference…
What’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Washcloth
There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked...