Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
Their true intention
One morning a little girl ran inside and said “Daddy, Daddy my sister and...
Leader of the HMO
Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large...
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
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Mistakes on a resume
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What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...