Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
The guide for women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
Letters to President Clinton
Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although...
Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
Bank robber stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
Why Man, Then Woman
God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before you...