To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
Others Before Me?
The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up...
New dog breed
Did you here about the new dog breed of dog?It’s a cross between a...
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
Stockbroker at I.R.S.
|The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
Bank Robbery
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a...
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...