Answers To Everything
What’s the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What’s the difference between...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...