Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
Male translations
These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test
Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test (the S.A.P.) ENGLISH 1. Which of the...