Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...
How to Hunt Elephants — Comp Sci Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Comp Sci Style Computer scientists hunt elephants using algorithm...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
The work qualification test
|Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An...
ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...