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Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
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Arkansas
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How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
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Destroy an opponent
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Super Market Checkout
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally...
This Santa is ticked off!
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Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!