So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
Too Much!
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Mercy Hospital
Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart...
Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!