Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
A lady with a…
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by...
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...