Locked Up
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
Biblical one-liners… too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor…
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor. She tells the doctor “Big...
Diving Deep
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level....
Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...