Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
A way to save your marriage
|A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble...
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A:...
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...