May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Unfaithful?
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his...
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by…
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He...
GOD’s Kids.
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
After putting her children to bed, a mother…
After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
The River
In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching...