What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
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White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
Your Breast is Loose
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
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Heaven playing sports
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Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
‘Twas the Night After Christmas
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