Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond…
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. “It happens to...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Q + A Iraqi War Jokes
Q: What’s the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! ——————————————————————————– Q: What’s the fastest...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
Golf Genie
Golf GenieA couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course,...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...