Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband…
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked...
THE IRS LETTER…
THE IRS LETTER… Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction...
A Wife’s Revenge
A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
The Fisherman
The FishermanOne day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing...
Car Acronyms
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Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...