A corny blonde joke
Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
You’re hired!
A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During...
Any married man should forget his mistakes…
Any married man should forget his mistakes,there’s no use in two people remembering the...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...