Quotes of companies
|Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Business is business
A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a smalltown. The teacher of...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...
A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians…Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never...