The New Samurai
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.This emperor...
Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...
The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...
Father Murphy met Casey
|Father Murphy met Casey in the street and Casey admired his new umbrella. Father...
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.