Ounces of brain for sale
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Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
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The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
i got a referal
I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So...
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
An old woman came into her doctors office
An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. “I...
Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....