USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
A Time of Weakness
Rosemary had been divorced for a few years and was finding life very lonely....
COYOTE “vs” ACME
In The United States District Court, Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona Case No. B19293, Judge...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
The Priest and the Rabbi.
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street...
Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet…
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this...
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.