Italian Organ Grinder
A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub…
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
Lawyers Abode (Classic)
Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.