New Computer Viruses!
John Bobbit Virus–Removes a vital part of your hard disk and then re-attaches it....
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
What is New Jersey state bird?
What is New Jersey’s state bird? The common House Fly.
A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Wife and best friend!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it...
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...