Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
The infertile patient!
After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple...
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
Condom Modelling Rejection
Condom Modelling Rejection TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY 6969 Slippery Root Drive Droptrouser, NC 22269Dear John...
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda…
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...