Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
Barber Shop
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if...
Will Rogers On Men
How could Will Rogers say, “I never met a man I didn’t like”?He never...
Bad Catholic Joke
Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer,...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
Temperatures and What They Mean
Temperatures and What They Mean 40 Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming. 35 Italian...
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...
Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...