Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Some Blonde Joke Quickies
**********************************************Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A. She gets...
What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer:...
The first client
A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients....
A man went to the police station wishing to speak…
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.