Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Helpful advice for travellers
Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
The definition of kinky sex
I’m not saying that my wife was naive when we got married, but… she...