Another test
There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
Name That Restaurant!
A couple of senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back...
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
Signs and notices 20
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...