What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
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Dog with no legs
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Underwear
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Fun Toungue Twister!
Here’s a fun tongue twister.Read the following list and then follow the instructions at...
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A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Ready for some Football?
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Diaper Change
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Timberland.
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