Will it hurt doctor?
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Fish jokes 02
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Have a Drink
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The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
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Just one wish.
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Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...