How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...
2 men and a woman…
What happens when you have :2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...