Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
worm’s favorite band
|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
Crossed
What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together?A:>...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
Anagrammar!
George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He Bugs GoreDormitory: When you rearrange the...
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
Real news headlines 05
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Typhoon Rips Through...