Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
Eight Times A Virgin
A Marketing Manager got married to a woman who had previously been married eight...
Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair...
Lesbian
A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty...
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...