Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
Kentucky Crazy Law
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living...
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Police chief hates you
|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids….alone.9. He...
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1)...