Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Knock Knock Jokes 16
Knock Knock Who’s there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock...
A Blind Mans Sport
A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When...
What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...
The Frenchman and the Italian…
The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a...
A new statue for the bedroom
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
Hilarious Humor
|”And how’s yer wife, Pat?” “Sure, she do be awful sick.” “Is ut dangerous...
The way to a heart of a man
The way to a man’s heart is through his feet(but you need a long...
Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...