Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Things never to say to a cop
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Polak Catches Wife In Affair
This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off...
Quotes of companies
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15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians…Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never...
Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
Caught by alligators
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Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured...