Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
A croakus!
|What’s a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
Men Are Like Diplomas
How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you...
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....