Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
Penuts! Popcorn!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience...
A man enters a barber shop for a shave…
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Generous woman
“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I...